January 2012
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canibecaptain replied to your post: canibecaptain replied to…
baconlube.com viola
… i am going to fuck that.
canibecaptain replied to your post: canibecaptain replied to your photo: do i have a…
BACON LUBE i will keep your hand in a nice big jar of bacon lube
omfg is that even real???
i just made an account of archive of our own
*pride*
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canibecaptain replied to your photo: do i have a weird hand?
your hand is great i will come to your house and chop it off and keep it in a jam jar of preservative lube. you’re welcome.
omfg that is gold my friend gold
good thing too because lube is AWESOME
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beer?
beer
classy as fuck
stupidhead:
im using the fat from my liposuction to make soap
same
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angie asks won’t let me send links so here http://bendybaps.livejournal.com/
READ
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Remember Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?
justbeingsimply-me:
Ned:
Moze:
Cookie:
Loomer:
Suzie Crabgrass:
Coconut Head:
Lisa Zemo:
Seth Powers:
Missy:
Faymen:
Asdfjkl; oh my gaawsh Loomer and Ned though~
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technicolor-tardis replied to your post: technicolor-tardis replied to…
omg D ASFJHSDJKHSD i’m really ashamed of writing fanfiction LOL
YOUR FIC IS SO GOOD SHERLOCK MY BB i just finished the 3rd chappie and ghlsakhgdlhjfskagjdfkgsafdg
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technicolor-tardis replied to your post: technicolor-tardis replied to…
No. Sorry. I JUST CAN’T DO SMUT. I’M TOO AWK FOR IT.
“Can’t or won’t?”
“Can’t, John. Don’t make me repeat myself.” Sherlock pushed past John and made a beeline for the couch. John caught his arm and jerked him around but he stubbornly pulled away and walked out of reach.
...
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technicolor-tardis replied to your post: technicolor-tardis replied to your post: 13….
fanfiction.net/s/75577… kjdfhsd it’s not great but here you go
no bb it’s starting out great. :DDDD oh and ridiculous question but it has to be asked SMUT?
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technicolor-tardis replied to your post: 13. (dependent upon whether or not we have the…
THE PARADOX SERIES IS THE BEEEEST. bb will you read my fic um
YES YES OF COURSE I’LL READ YOUR FIC
13. (dependent upon whether or not we have the same blood types) We could go to hospital and get ourselves hooked up to a transfusion machine, and exchange all the blood in my system for all the blood in your system and vice versa. Preferably on the anniversary of something significant, and we had better be awake the whole time. Then I will have all of your blood and you’ll have all of...
i want some beer, but i don’t want to get fat
decisions decisions decisions
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played the word teat on words with friends.
i am getting places.
canibecaptain replied to your post: canibecaptain reblogged your post: canibecaptain re…
YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME BBY IN THE CAFETERIA I’M THE LIVING STATUE WITH THE GELLED BIEBER BOB PAINTED IN ALL SILVER
no bb silver is for losers YOU ARE GOLD PURE GOLD.
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nipple sucking is weird like i would never want anyone to do that to me.
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canibecaptain reblogged your post: canibecaptain replied to…
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CAN I BE NUMBER TWO
YES OF COURSE YOU CAN BE BB
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victoria-human-no replied to your post: ending the year how i started it: being a fatass
High five. At lease all the seats are comfy.
right on bro right on \m/
ending the year how i started it:
being a fatass
December 2011
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i wrote smut go fucking read it
i worked on it for like forever
no for like 5ever
http://bendybaps.livejournal.com/
i am going to welcome the new year in naked
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canibecaptain replied to your post: canibecaptain replied to…
I NOTICE IT IN THE HOPES THAT ONE DAY I’LL BE IN IT I hope that you have a bucket list with every single post on that tag and one giant heading of “I AM GOING TO FUCK THAT: BUCKET LIST EDITION”
OMFG YES I AM GOING TO DO THAT YOU SIR YOU DESERVE AN AWARD
and #1 on that list?
BENEDICT FUCKING CUMBERBATCH
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i may or may not have started to follow fuckyeagaygifs
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canibecaptain replied to your post: canibecaptain replied to your post: ah hahaha i’m…
WELL NOW IT’S ALL FINE Actually, I think that you already won the creepiness contest with your #I am going to fuck that that
HOLY SHIT PEOPLE NOTICE THAT?
well it is the truth
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canibecaptain replied to your post: ah hahaha i’m naked
I am going to like this in the hopes that I can become one of the creepiest people you are aware of.
i will up the creepiness antic:
i’m naked for you
boom shot ROASTED
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ah hahaha i’m naked
how to get ready for sherlock coming back?
read porn
lots and lots of porn
sometimes i have the urge to tan my boobs.
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