March 2012
cumberbuttz:
yolobatch
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“i do have a bird”
– cum slut (via kimj0ngfun)
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alwaysblind:
hello
is it me you’re looking for?
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alwaysblind replied to your post: canada sucks
replaces that hand with my boob
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canada
sucks
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cumberbuttz:
Why would anyone want to kiss benedict cumberbatch his mouth probably tastes like hay
thym3:
thym3:
i think they should cast Beautiful Gorgeous as Mary Morstan
i can’t be the only one who thinks this is a good idea!!11!!!1
alwaysblind:
alaskan-bullw0rm:
IF I SEE THAT .GIF OF BENEDICT GETTING PET LIKE A CAT ONE MORE TIME I’M GONNA MIGRATE TO CANADA AND STAY THERE THEN YOU’LL BE SORRY
i like dis one
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“my butt was too full”
– benedict cumberbatch on shooting sherlock
sixdegreesofbevinkacon asked: roses are red, violets are blue, you're hot
yekko asked: diaperbatch haz a ppopy
yekko asked: can i poop on u
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alaskan-bullw0rm:
cumberbuttz:
really unfollowers
really
OMFG WHY WOUDL YOU UNFOLLOW GRACE SHE IS PERFECT
WHY
WHYYYYY
brunchwithsatan:
smokin the yolo
i hate my thighs and my calfs can i just cut them off and donate them to a soup kitchen or something
it would be like multiples but better
is school for scandal finished yet
BBC's "Sherlock" was created for the sole purpose...
me: i have to pee
*continues reading fanfiction*
i was being serious no worries
i like robert pattinson
SUE ME
i like robert pattinson i don’t give a fuck what everyone else thinks i think he is a good actor and it just makes it better how he totally bullshits through twilight
if i were an animal i woud be a giraffe because they drink piss
satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
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msmommabosco:
When I place my legs in a cage of spandex
I dance like hell to release the madness
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“he looks like a gay nazi”
– my mom talking about benedict cumberbatch (via rupertgayves)
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“i’m a dance floor tiger lady pumping everything she has touching every...”
– benedict cumberbatch on the filming of sherlock
the deeper meaning behind tight pants/body rolls
the first time i listened to this song i was surprised, enlightened actually
this song is about being something else
something that you can’t be but want to be
watching from afar, hoping to actually someday be yourself
and then at the end
when she says she already had tight pants, and all she had to do was activate them, the real meaning of the song was descovered
she was a dancer all...
genuinelycornflakes:
Yes I’m sure Moriarty’s scheme all along was to get John to commit suicide after Reichenbach that sounds like it would happen yep
well
obviously this theory isn’t true
there’s no butt plug involved
i’m just going to send a package to benedict
and in that package will be a rope
and tied to that rope will be a note reading:
use me
“the long march? more like a DOPE ROAD TRIP”
– mao zedong (via ihatebenedictcumberbatch)
i have this song on my ipod all about how this one dude should just go commit suicide because he’s fucking worthless
every time i listen to it i think of benedict
captainfriedatimber:
shurrlawck:
Oh god, what if Moriarty’s whole plan was to get John to kill himself because he thought Sherlock was dead? And Sherlock comes out of hiding, all excited to see John again and then finds out he’s gone. And he realises it’s all his fault, and then his heart would really have been burned out.
i wish this would happen scummy little cum slut turd bag...
i’m a white american woman please discriminate against me
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quick my tummy doesn’t feel gopd and sleigh bells isn’t coming to ny make me feel better
plz
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